January 2010
18 posts
txtsfrmlstnght:
(510): You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
txtsfrmlstnght:
(240): Google Chrome’s “top 8 most visited sites” page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
txtsfrmlstnght:
(608): the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
txtsfrmlstnght:
(713): yeah well we’re currently on the phone and she’s telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i’m watching porn.
Glenn Beck: I'm just a normal guy, I wear womens...
Also not real…I don’t think….but again, would you be surprised?
Rush Limbaugh: Obamacare plans to force you to...
This is not a real headline…but given the things he’s said before, would it surprise you if it was real?
