July 2009
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very funny txtsfromlastnight
txtsfrmlstnght: (702): Why did I wake up with “How to masturbate” on my youtube search bar? (1-702): You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
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Top 10 Reasons Gay Marriage is Un-American
Just plain brilliant! savagemike: Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because...
Jul 27th
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Did you know...
howkitsch: Michael Jordan having “retired,” with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not.  If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head.  If he goes to see a movie, it’ll cost him $7.00, but he’ll make $18,550 while he’s there.  If he decides to have a 5-minute egg, he’ll make $618 while boiling it.  He makes...
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“People spend a lifetime searching for happiness; looking for peace. They chase...”
– Ramona L. Anderson (via howkitsch)
Jul 23rd
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HAHAHAHAHAHA! Excellent. Txtsfromlastnight FTW!
txtsfrmlstnght: (714): I would go down on you faster than GM stock
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100 Things Your Kids May Never Know About
gueamu: Audio Visual Entertainment 1. Inserting a VHS tape into a VCR to watch a movie or to record something 2. Super 8 movies and cine film of all kinds 3. Playing music on a audio tape using a personal stereo - see what happens when you give a Walkman to todays teenager 4. The number of TV channels being a single digit - I remember it being a massive event when the UK got its 4th channel ...
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Hilarious Txtsfromlastnight
txtsfrmlstnght: (512): just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
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An expert analysis of the Story of... →
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I like can I touch…
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Well Tumblr is showing up on wordpress, but it kinda looks like crap. Anyone know CSS?
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When comic book heroes and villains get old:... →
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The pro-life case for masturbation. - By William... →
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Things said in the 1955...
Comments Made in the Year 1955! That’s only 54 years ago! I’I’ll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are, it’s going to be impossible to buy a week’s groceries for $20.00.’ ‘Have you seen the new cars coming out next year? It won’t be long before $2,000.00 will only buy a used one.’ ‘If cigarettes keep going up in...
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Are You F#$king Kidding Me? Basketball Ownage at... →
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Deaths from Marijuana vs 17 FDA Approved Drugs →
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Hot Girl Pulls Off Insane Golf Trick - CollegeHumor video
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